As summer draws to a close, President Obama asks his two girls, Malia and Sasha, to join him at the kitchen table to discuss some family policy…
President: Girls, you know the summer comes to a close this weekend, and therefore I hope you agree that we cannot further extend the very late-night bedtimes that you enjoyed for the past few months.
Sasha: Daddy, I have to disagree with your point. These late nights are very stimulative for our growth, as many great TV shows do not come on until late at night.
President: Over the past summer, we have granted you the additional freedoms that come with early adulthood and instituted a very liberal bedtime policy. This bedtime policy was instituted to stimulate your non-academic endeavors. However, Labor Day is the deadline for this policy, and we will not extend your late night privileges any longer. I think that 9:30 is a fair bedtime given both your ages.
Malia: Daddy, first and foremost, I am three years older than Sasha and will never consent to having the same bedtime as my younger sister. 9:30 is simply ridiculous! I am NOT budging from 12:30.
Sasha: Daddy, there is no debate. You are absolutely wrong. I say 12:30 as well.
President: Labor Day is our deadline, and this must be worked out by then. I agree 9:30 might have been a little too early, how about 10:00 for Sasha and 10:30 for Malia.
Sasha: Daddy, you are not neogtiating fairly and I don’t accept any of your premises. I’m leaving!
President: Sasha, please come back. Come on, Sasha, please come back to the kitchen table.
Malia: I cannot believe you’re just sitting here as Sasha walks out.
Prsident: I will deal with Sasha later, but I think 10:30 is fair for a 13-year-old.
Malia: Dad, I am not giving up Jon Stewart who comes on 11:00. It’s the only way I get my news! And you know I have to see the Letterman monologue! I always watch his first guest. That takes us to midnight…and then Sasha and I usually have a little snack before bed. By the time we brush our teeth and put on our pajamas it will be 12:30!
President: OK, tell Sasha it is 12:30. I am glad we had a chance to discuss the matter and come to a fair compromise.







