

Don J – Kimmy, what the hell are you doing? Didn’t we have a great meeting a few weeks ago? Didn’t I go in front of the entire world and tell everyone how great you are? Didn’t I put North Korea back on the map. Didn’t I treat you and your crony generals to a great dinner? What are you doing to me?
Kim – What do you mean? You are my new best friend.
Don J – Then why are you insulting me, embarrassing me? New satellite photos just taken show that you are doing new construction at the plant that manufactures missiles. This all over the news. How can you do this to your new friend?
Kim – Donny, you got it wrong. Those construction vehicles are dismantling that manufacturing facility. There is no construction. You have my word. Trust me.
Don J – OK. OK. Sounds legit. Remember, Mike Pompeo is visiting you this week. You got to give him some additional concessions. I got the Russian investigation that just won’t quit. We lost 2,500 kids. I got an lawyer that is about to flip. I need some good news out of the North Korea.
Kim – Hey Don, you promised to lift the sanctions, yet the world still will not trade with us. You showed me a video where Pyonyang looks just like the beautiful San Francisco with many, many tall buildings and a basketball team . Where is that 100 story Trump tower in downtown Pyongyang? Where is the NBA team that you promised me? You told me that the Golden State Warriors would become the Pyongyang Samurai.
Don J – Come on, I need some time. I cannot even get Warriors to come to the White House and you want me to get them to re-locate to North Korea for next season.
Kim – You promised me normalized relations between our two countries. You were going to have Disney call me about a new theme park ? And, I thought that Pepsi, GM, Apple and Boeing would be calling me about their new plants coming to our country. You want denuclearization, we want normalization. I tell you what I will do. I will dismantle a five missiles if you have Pompeo bring five new iPhone Xs.
Don J – OK. OK. Not the complete denuclearization that I was hoping for, but a start of a process. I am pretty sure that I can sell it to my base. Start putting together your “wish” of things that you need in order to dismantle a few nuclear sites in the Fall. I need this by October, right before the 2018 mid-term elections.
Kim -Will do. Hello to Melania and the kids.



Let’s have yesterday’s spaghetti and Tuesday’s meatloaf for dinner. Is that milk in the refrigerator still good? It smells OK. It is very hard to get excited about leftovers for dinner and it is very hard to get excited about political leftovers carrying the presidential banner in the upcoming presidential election.
This strategy of picking the old established, loyal party member to run for president was so disastrous for the Democratic Party that the Republicans could not help but adopt this strategy by nominating Robert Dole in 1996, John McCain in 2008 and Mitt Romney in 2012. These presidential campaigns all ended with the same result of the old and stodgy nominee who was automatically ordained by the party losing in the general election.
For the past year, I have felt like John the Baptist preaching to anyone who would listen that we are in the “Age of the Great One”, the “Mesiah is Amongst Us”. I would coerce friends to watch Steph Curry perform his magic and mystical powers on the basketball court. People were dumbfounded by this one person’s ability to glide around the court evading opponents’ vain attempts at defense and surreally lofting this round object effortlessy great distances into a round object only slightly larger than the diameter of the ball itself. People instantly become believers.
