Archive for April, 2025

MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN

April 1

Hegseth (11:44 am):

  • TEAM UPDATE. TIME NOW (1144): Weather is FUCKING COLD, still tons of snow everywhere and still dark in Greenland.  Why the fuck do we want to own Greenland!!  Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission “BRING GREENLAND HOME”.
  • 1215et: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package).  F-18 1st Strike Window Starts.  Target is 15 CROP DUSTERS which is also the Greenland Air Force.  SHOULD BE ON TIME
  • 1415: Strike Drones on Target of 8 tractors, 3 harvesters, 2 manure spreaders and a backhoe stored at the Greenland Armory. 
  • MORE TO FOLLOW (per timeline)
  • Godspeed to our Warriors…Thank them all for their service!!!

Vance (12.13pm ET):

  • I will say a prayer for victory.  Glod Bless America

Waltz (14.00pm ET):

  • The first target – 10 of the 15 crop dusters destroyed.  Greenland’s top boy scout leader– we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.

Vance (14.01pm ET):

  • Excellent.

Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET):

  • A good start.  God Bless America and Donald J. Trump.

Rubio (17:14pm ET):

  • Good Job Pete and your team!!  America is Great Again!!!!

Stephen Miller (17:18pm ET)

  • Great work all. Powerful start.  I love our President.

Hegseth (17:20pm ET):

  • CENTCOM was/is on point. Great job all. More strikes ongoing for hours tonight. There are small villages along the coast that must be destroyed and their fleets of fishing boats.

  Wiles (17:21pm ET)

  • Kudos to all – most particularly those in theater and CENTCOM! Really great. God bless.  We are getting ready for Canada and then Panama. 

Steve Witkoff – Middle East special envoy (17:47pm ET)

  • USA, USA!!!!

Gabbard (18:35pm ET)

  • Great work and effects!  I can’t wait to Operation 51st State.  It will be just so easy.  Canada should be such a pushover. God Bless Donald Trump for giving me a job.
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