H O W A R D S B E N D

1. The evening news now stinks.  It is unwatchable with all these kumbaya moments – the first gay Secretary of Transportation is confirmed; a 110 year old man who wants to go on his honeymoon with his new bride gets his Covid vaccination; cute and adorable Hispanic babies are smiling as they illegally enter our country.  We haven’t seen Rudy with his hair color running down his face in almost three weeks.  Can the 24 hour news channels make it without Trump?

2.  The country still wants to see Trump’s tax returns.  If it means that he has to be in office for another 4 or 8 or even 12 years, we do not care.  We started the process, let’s see it to the end.  How much money have the Russians lent Trump to get that type of influence over him? 

3.  Who wants to physically go back to work?  Who wants to get stuck in rush hour traffic every day?  How about being choked for 10 hours every day wearing that stupid tie?  We love working in our pajamas.  Trump must be returned to office to keep this good thing going.. 

4. “Jews will replace us.”  I am not sure what that even means, but I heard those white supremacists chanting it in Charlottesville.  I am Jewish and I still don’t want any Jews replacing me.  With Trump in office, the Jews will not replace us.

 5. The military needs Trump.  The military budget under Trump was about $738 billion was expected to get close to $800 billion in the couple of years.  Joe Biden and his socialistic allies in Congress will cut the defense budget significantly.  Can Raytheon withstand these cuts?  Will General Dynamics have to cut their dividend?   Will the Chinese win the weapons race in space?  Will LBGT generals have the courage to defend this country against foreign invaders?  

6.  Trump has really been good at uniting the minorities in this country giving them a shared identity and cause.  Back 2016 blacks were not united about Hillary Clinton.  Four years later, the black community found a common cause to vote almost 100% against Trump.  The Hispanics need another four years of midnight ICE raids, or another four years of family separations, or another four years of limbo for the DACA community to get 100% behind the next Democratic presidential ballot.  

7 .Learning science is no fun and to a large extent a waste of time unless you are going be a geek scientist.  With Trump back in office, kids will not be required to study biology, chemistry and physics.  We all hated that science requirement in our college curriculum.\

8  Golf is finally making a resurgence.  For many years, the sport of golf was suffering a slow death as membership at golf clubs dropped and golf courses were sold off to real estate developers.  Finally, we have a president that loves to golf and promoted golf, especially as it is the perfect sport for the pandemic with its social distancing.  Golf is finally back and now we have a lame Joe Biden riding his heavy duty bike around the neighborhood.

9.  The bird population of this country might be in extreme danger if Trump is not re-instated as President as he has made America aware that windmills kill birds.  Joe Biden and his green energy policies will decimate the bird population.  Windmills are also a cause of cancer. 

10. We are finally safe from Islamic terrorists as the “Muslim ban” has kept these terrorists out of our country.  Do we want to go back to the days when we were constantly scared of a terrorist bomb going off on our streets?