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FBI Agent Peter Strzok, who exchanged 375 text messages with Department of Justice attorney Lisa Page that led to his removal from special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into ties between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin’s efforts to interfere in the U.S. election last summer, photographed outside his home in Fairfax, Virginia on Wednesday, January 3, 2018. Credit: Ron Sachs / CNP (RESTRICTION: NO New York or New Jersey Newspapers or newspapers within a 75 mile radius of any part of New York, New York, including without limitation the New York Daily News, The New York Times, and Newsday.) Photo by: Ron Sachs/picture-alliance/dpa/AP Images

Peter – Lisa, do you have a few minutes to text?  Please.

Lisa – I am not in the mood.

Peter – What are you wearing?  Why don’t you slip into something  comfortable.

Lisa – Come on Peter, that train left the station,,,,

Peter – Watching Trump stumble about this whole weak, watching him double-talk and take back everything he said from the day before  has really turned me on and watching Stormy Daniels spank Trump is very hot…..

Lisa – I must admit it was disgusting watching Trump being lead around on a tight leash .

Peter – Lisa, please, stop teasing me.

Lisa – Trump should be punished for all his transgressions…..he is a very, very bad boy.

Peter – I been very bad, too.  I violated standards of impartiality for a FBI agent.  I linked classified information.  Don’t you think that I should be punished, too?

Lisa – Peter, Trump is about to sell us out to the Russians,

Peter – No. No he won’t, We’ll stop him

Lisa – Where did I hear that before?

Peter – Trump is a big, fat lying crook who selling oou our country.  We have to get together immediately to stop him.  Does Friday night work for you?

Lisa – This country is quickly going down the tubes.  I need something to hold on to?

Peter – I got something that you can hold to.  I would really like us to synchronize our movements so we can get the best outcome.

Lisa – OK Peter..  GTG.  Maybe we’ll text again soon.